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[*] posted on 7/13/2010 at 07:16 PM
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Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger.

She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, -That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help.

He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, Kin ya swaller? Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, Kin ya breathe? Still gasping, she again shook her head no.

With That he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her butt.

The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.

The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, -Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver works.-

[Edited on 7/14/2010 by Gary]
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[*] posted on 8/9/2010 at 02:03 PM


Had a guy over here not many weeks ago that my wife and I knew that could have used this guy...he was younger than me and was eating a steak dinner with his wife when he choked and died...
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[*] posted on 8/10/2010 at 09:37 AM


well now you know what to do......lol
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[*] posted on 8/10/2010 at 12:47 PM


I'll just call you...that is unless...well you know :no::no:
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[*] posted on 8/10/2010 at 04:50 PM


:lol::lol:
I guess so.
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